I Thought I Had Seen It All

I thought I had seen it all. A misanthropic sociologist. A nurse who couldn't take care of herself. Public health students who drank and smoked cigarettes. A baker who couldn't bake. And now finally, a restauranteur who eats none of the in-house food (is it a health thing? I wonder). She literally has no idea how the soups, sandwiches, and bread tastes; she hasn't tried the food in more than a decade, if ever.