I Know Kung Fu

Now that anything you might want to learn is now easily searchable and often documented by instructions (including video), I feel that we have reached the state of Keanu Reeves in The Matrix where in minutes he approximates the kung fu martial arts.

This GOP debt ceiling/default debacle makes me think of a man beholding the sight of a man (esp. Speaker Boehner) beholding the sight of his own anus.